1: Develop personal immortality skills.
2: Say something. Anything. Pandas don't say much and look at the shit they're in.
3: Manifest yourself only in abstract form.
4: Remove the word "extinction" from your language, rendering "extinction" extinct. Ha. In your face, words.
5: Eat Christopher "Highlander" Lambert.
6: Get bitten by a vampire. Note: First invent vampires.
7: Never dance the "Grim Fandango", even if invited. Note: Also avoid the "Light Fandango". The "Light Fantastic" is fine.
8: Be fucking ugly. No one is going to hunt your for your skin if you look like a scrotum.
9: Refuse to die.
10: Convince the Chinese that your testicles have absolutely no medicinal properties whatsoever.
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