1: "It's for my Mum."
2: "... but I assemble over 10 air fix kits a day."
3: (to Newsagent) "I just happen to like really long cigarettes, ok?"
4: "I'd appreciate it if you'd stop poking fun at my 'tash dandruff, actually."
5: "My dealer ran out of insulin."
6: "But you let the Beatles in!"
7: "No, I am genuinely pleased to see you."
8: "But officer, it's talcum powder. My mice are itchy."
9: "That's great. Do you have pie?"
10: "Sssh. I'm sleeping."
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