Tuesday, 10 April 2007

10 reasonable alternatives to meat

1. Spam
2. Electrocution
3. Vegetables (that is hardly 'reasonable' - Ed.)
4. Oral sex
5. McDonalds
6. Vodka or any other non-meat based distilled spirit
7. Rust
8. Tofu-gravel
9. Uzbekistan
10. Wintersports

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