1. They have a bar
2. Fat people are funny
3. It is better than lying in a dark cupboard as, by the sound of your own sobbing, you gently piss yourself to sleep. Bye bye dignity
4. Ample opportunities for petty theft
5. You can wear a nice pretty dress
6. There is no opera house in Bradford
7. It will help you clarify your views on suicide, assisted or otherwise
8. Someone might die
9. It is statistically safer than stapling the softer bits of your face to the business end of a meat cleaver
10. Opera houses operate a strictly no nipple-electrode policy
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