Monday, 2 April 2007

10 phrases to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses when they knock on your door

1: "Excellent, you're just in time for the orgy of blood. Do come in..."
2: "Are YOU my Daddy?"
3: "Hooray! Someone to play with! You wanna be the doctor or the patient?"
4: "Marjorie, open the dungeon will you ducky? We've caught another one."
5: "I remember you from the before time. You were bad. Have you come to give me back my hat of eyelids?"
6: "You're not the stripper, are you?"
7: "I'm afraid I seem to have wet myself."
8: "You're not a virgin by any chance are you?"
9: "I am Mum-ra the ever-living. You the f*ck are you?"
10: "The Voice told me you would come. I have prepared your chamber. Hurry now, soon the dawn will be upon us and the time of the righteous at hand. Forearmed, and bold of heart, we must fear not. For the pain shall be fleeting, and the glory EVERLASTING!!!! Mwa! MWAHAHAHA!!"

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