Ten signs that you are a moron, part 2

You know you're a moron when:

1. You regularly pray

2. You take a shit in a pub lavatory before checking the availability of toilet paper

3. You have a daughter called Chelsea, Chardonnay or Chantelle

4. You still use Windows 98 ME

5. You consider a trip to Butlin's a great holiday

6. You voted for Labour only to have your 18 year old son mutilated whilst on military duty in Iraq

7. You think watermelon-flavoured Bacardi Breezers are classy

8. People refer to you as “special”, laugh and then push you in a canal

9. You voluntarily live in Walsall

10. You describe yourself as being “bubbly” (Note: not only is this a certain indicator that you are a moron, it is also a sign that you're fat, have few friends and wet yourself when you get drunk)