We've all wondered from time to time (well, not us, but you) whether or not we're morons. If you have had such thoughts you probably are a complete idiot. But to make it easier for yourselves, we have compiled a list of ten signs to look for when trying to figure out if you are a complete idiot or not. Enjoy.
You know you're a moron when:
1. You own one or several Lighthouse Family albums
2. You wear tracksuits outside a gym
3. You search for the Google homepage using Google
4. You have a mullet
5. You placed a £10 bet that England would qualify for Euro 2008
6. Your favourite author is Andy McNab
7. You believe in Jesus
8. You think Sherlock Holmes is still alive
9. You tell people that you “go college, innit?”
10. You cross your i's with a heart ”because it's cute”
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