1. A cape made from clay
2. France
3. Primeval gloves
4. An invisible cock-ring covered in invisible velcro with an invisible gibbon stapled to it (Gibbon optional).
5. A bible belt
6. Binary hoses
7. The pygmy arse-flute playing lesbian tribes of the Lower Indus (1985 edition, top trumps).
8. A small stick painted maroon
9. The steak epaulette (There is only one. It's mine. You can't have it . Fuck off)
10. Ceramic underwear with a gunpowder enamel
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