1. My bell end got stuck in a koala
2. A koala got stuck on my bell end
3. I couldn't find anyone to babysit my spanners
4. I don't particularly like you, and every second spent away from you is a pleasure
5. The children took longer to drown than I'd planned
6. My bomb didn't go off
7. I was being vigourously fellated by a herd of wildebeast, and it would have been rude to leave before time.
8. Since the court case I am unable to use the short cut through the park
9. Burying kittens is thirsty work
10. You're late. (Fuck you) (You're not my Dad) (No Auntie, I won't go on the tea cup ride... Oh, Ok then.)
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