Saturday, 2 February 2008

10 inadequate euphemisms for a scrotum

1. Alexander the Great
2. Aunt Mable's ipod
3. The Belgian tourist board
4. 3 ounces of lube and a nice bouncy mango
5. A lump of homoerotic coal
6. A semi-detached in Billericay
7. Peter Schmichael: The Untold Story
8. A Coca-cola enema
9. A pair of jelly handcuffs with a side order of rough fellatio
10. Hillary Clinton's wet dream (plus optional plank).

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