10 things that are untrue of "swarfega"

1: It is an anagram of "chip fat motherfucker"
2: It has just enough letters to be tatooed across your knuckles
3: It is a suitable bed-time lubricant
4: 8 out of 10 cats prefer it
5: It is made out of freshly massacred puppies
6: It is the "secret ingredient" the Colonel's "secret" recipe - and as such is finger lickin' good.
7: It occurs no less than 15 times in the Belgian national anthem
8: A dog named after it invented the Spinning Jenny
9: Its favourite colour is pink
10: It votes Conservative

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