10 things the French have got right

1. They're not German
2. Carla Bruni
3. The rest of the world does not matter as long as it does not speak French and is not a former colony of the republic. Wait, did they get that right?
4. Wine. As opposed to Buckfast.
5. A liberal attitude to the purchase of codeine
6. An acceptance of the fact that women are sexier when they smoke, don't speak English and have hairy armpits
7. Cheese eating surrender monkeys, perhaps, but ultimately still alive.
8. Building refugee camps next to the border of a country with poor immigration service to solve your own immigration problem.
9. If it weren't for France, we'd be next to Italy.
10. Snails are nicer to eat than to step on