10 famous British cats

1. Cat Deeley
2. Bagpuss (Note: Not, as you may be forgiven for thinking, a cruel euphemism for a lady's front bottom)
3. Henry's cat (Note: He has since let me in on a little secret... Henry's Cat is only his stage name! Surprised? I fairly shat.)
4. Cat scan...
5. James the Cat
6. Henk ten Cate (Note: May also claim to be Dutch. Don't believe a word of it. Nor indeed is he Belgian)
7. Catterick.
8. Quail-Cat (Like Spider-Pig but with much more palpable a sense of inner turmoil)
9. The Argos CATalogue.
10. Sophie Ellis Bextor.

And now for your enjoyment, some cats in hats: