10 politically incorrect statements that won't make you any friends

Here we’ve compiled 10 statements that are unlikely to help you win a by-election (or make, retain or endear you to acquaintances).
They are also somewhat politically incorrect. Thin people often smell of shit too.

1. I'm the kind of guy that'll piss in your sink
2. I always thought Nelson Mandela was a bit of a gay cunt
3. A dead Welshman is a good Welshman, as long as he or she isn't a ginger twat
4. Princess Diana was a cock-sucking slapper
5. Turkish women smuggle heroin in their moustaches
6. Fat people smell of shit
7. I've never been to Ghana but I know it is mainly populated by retards
8. Ugly women should offer themselves up for sterilisation as a gesture of goodwill, and then drown themselves in vats of lukewarm semen
9. I use your toothbrush to clean the lice off my arsehair while you sleep
10. I was going to kill Jill Dando but some fat degenerate poofter beat me to it. It gave me a tremendous hard on, which was unexpected. But welcome.