10 future British tabloid Obama-based headlines

Apparently there's been some kind of erection in America. Someone could have at least said something...

So, as tabloid headline writers moisten themselves at the prospect of a new world of nauseating puns - here are are few little headlines to get them started.

1. George W. "Yo Blair" Bush meets Obama to congratulate him on spanking the ass off someone's grandpa...

Yo 'Bama!

2. But Obama doesn't show as teasing losers is mean...

No-Bama

3. This causes a kerfuffle...

O-Drama

4. But a good deed performed in a former life restores public opinion...

O Karma

5. So Obama takes a public relations trip to Peru...

Barack O Llama

6. But gets in a pickle with a native livestock herdsman

Obama in Llama Farmer Drama

7. Fortunately the herdsman sticks up for the stricken president...

Obama's no Llama Harmer

8. Who rewards the herdsman with a trip to a Turkish snack bar...

Shawarma Obama

9. The next election rolls round - Schwarzenegger takes on Obama...

"I'll be Barack"

10. Who goes clinically insane and gets shipped off to a funny farm....

O-Barmy

10.5 Before joining an 80s girl band tribute act...

O-Bananarama.