10 things for Steve to do today

1. Find an OS X version of Championship Manager;
2. Develop crude but semi-Quail like dance moves;
3. The same as above, but whilst looking for an OS X version of Championship Manager;
4. Get over the fact that he has been called an albatross;
5. Initiate phase one of moving to a farm and becoming self-sufficient and then flogging shit;
6. Install the Commodore 64 emulator 'Vice' find out how to play Bruce Lee over a network;
7. Wait for the cows to come home;
8. Adapt a neutral but firm stance on issues of the heart;
9. Do a google search for the letter 'F' then make some unrelated pie-charts;
10. Have a nervous breakdown and general panic vis-a-vis laptop purchases.